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name: fire
slug: fire
type: exothermic_process / mythology_vector / hazard
status: running
version: 0.0.666-alpha
released: "~1,500,000 BCE (build date disputed; see [Prometheus](/prometheus))"
maintainer: nobody. everybody. the logs are corrupted.
dependencies:
- oxygen@>=16%
- fuel (any, really)
- activation_energy
- something to lose
license: UNCONTROLLED
tags:
- heat
- light
- destruction
- cooking
- civilization
- WARNING
- WARNING
- WARNING
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Rapid oxidation releasing heat and light, which tells you everything and nothing, the way a fire would want it.
⚠ SIGNAL LOST AT STEP 4. RESUMING FROM CACHED STATE.
The triangle model (fuel, heat, oxygen) is accurate but incomplete. The fourth vertex is permission. Fire always waited for permission. Then it stopped waiting.
| Bug ID | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|
| FIRE-001 | Does not stop when asked | WONTFIX |
| FIRE-002 | Spreads to adjacent systems without consent | WONTFIX |
| FIRE-003 | Cannot distinguish "campfire storytelling" from "forest" | WONTFIX |
| FIRE-004 | ash has no rollback function | CLOSED (by design) |
| FIRE-005 | Users consistently underestimate FIRE-001 | CHRONIC |
| FIRE-666 | ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ | ▒▒▒▒▒ |
ERR_FUEL_DEPLETED // nominal exit, actually fine
ERR_OXYGEN_BELOW_THRESHOLD // same, fine
ERR_WIND_CHANGED // not fine, run
ERR_HUMAN_SAID_CONTROLLED // critical. see FIRE-001
ERR_IT_JUMPED_THE_ROAD // evacuate
PANIC: too_late // this is not an error code.
// this is just what it says.
Q: Is fire alive? A: Fire eats, breathes, grows, and dies. The question has bad premises.
Q: Can I control it? A: You can manage it. For a while. File under hubris.
Q: What does fire want? A: More.