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--- name: Stasis slug: stasis type: experiential-platform status: running version: 4.1.1 released: "prehistory" maintainer: Time Itself (via legacy delegation to the Nervous System) dependencies: - fear - comfort - perceived-risk - sunk-cost-fallacy - the-status-quo license: Proprietary. Redistribution not permitted. You did not choose this. tags: - state-management - suspension - inertia - psychological-infrastructure - enterprise-ready ---
A holding pattern marketed as a resting state. Stability's less honest sibling.
Stasis is an always-on experiential platform designed to preserve current conditions indefinitely, regardless of whether those conditions are desirable. Trusted by billions of users across verticals including grief, routine, bad relationships, and legacy government systems, Stasis delivers consistent non-movement at enterprise scale.
"I've been meaning to leave this job for four years. Stasis has been rock solid." — verified user, G2 review, 2.5 stars
Stasis does not require installation. It installs itself.
| Tier | Cost | What You Get |
|---|---|---|
| Free | Nothing (now) | Full stasis, no changelog, no roadmap |
| Premium | Compounding opportunity cost | Occasional awareness that something is wrong |
| Enterprise | Years | Fully managed inertia with dedicated regret support |
| Legacy | Everything, eventually | Grandfathered into an identity you did not author |
All plans auto-renew. Cancellation requires significant external event or internal crisis. See docs.
Stasis guarantees the following service levels:
Stasis is not liable for outcomes resulting from continued use of the platform.
Status: Deprecated (user-level). Status: Running (system-level).
Stasis has been deprecated by most therapeutic frameworks, several philosophical traditions, and at least one ex-partner. However, deprecation has not affected adoption rates. The platform continues to run in production across all user segments.
If you are receiving this notice, you have probably received it before.
Migration path: change. Documentation is sparse. No sandbox environment is available.
v4.1.1 — Patch. Adjusted threshold for external shock required to trigger user awareness. No user-facing changes.
v4.0.0 — We apologize for the years between v3 and v4. We know that was a long time. The team was, in retrospect, also running Stasis internally. We have since addressed this through an all-hands.
v3.2.0 — Introduced deeper sunk-cost-fallacy integration. We acknowledge this was not what users needed. It was, however, what they accepted.
v2.0.0 — Rebranded "stagnation" as "stability." We are sorry. Legal advised the original terminology created liability.
v1.0.0 — Initial release. Predates recorded history. No known bugs were filed because no one had language for it yet.