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name: prayer
slug: prayer
type: protocol
status: running
version: ∞.0.0
released: "before logging began"
maintainer: disputed
dependencies:
- belief
- silence
- desperation (optional)
- language (loosely)
license: unverifiable
tags:
- communication
- ritual
- hope
- void-adjacent
- ancient
---
# prayer
## What it actually is
A message sent with no guarantee of delivery, to a recipient whose API documentation has never been published.
## How it works
1. User enters a state of [stillness](/stillness) or crisis (both are valid triggers).
2. A request is composed. Format varies: spoken, whispered, silent, sung, written, screamed into pillow.
3. Request is submitted through an interface that differs by culture, religion, and personal history.
4. The process waits.
5. Something happens, or it does not.
6. User interprets the outcome. This step is where most of the work occurs.
The response object, if returned, is rarely in the expected format.
## Features
- **Cross-platform**: runs on grief, gratitude, routine, and emergency with equal syntax
- **No authentication required**: access is not gated by moral score, though many implementations behave as if it is
- **Asynchronous by default**: fire-and-forget architecture, responses may arrive out of order or metaphorically
- **Caching disabled**: the same prayer submitted twice does not always return the same result
- **Supports batching**: [communal prayer](/communal-prayer) achieves higher perceived throughput in most user studies
- **Offline capable**: operates without infrastructure, institutions, or clergy
## Configuration
```yaml
# sample prayer config
posture: kneeling | standing | prostrate | horizontal (exhausted)
recipient: god | gods | the universe | no one in particular
language: native | ancient | silence
repetition: once | rosary | obsessive
eye_contact: closed | open | ceiling-directed
expectation_mode: miracle | comfort | habit | unclear
Does it work? Depends entirely on what you mean by "work." Define your success criteria before submitting.
Who is listening? This is the open issue. Has 4.3 billion active subscribers with conflicting theories. The thread is long. Do not read the replies.
Is it the same as meditation? Adjacent. Different directionality. Meditation listens. Prayer transmits. Some implementations attempt both simultaneously and call it contemplation.
What if I don't believe? The protocol still runs. Behavior under disbelief is one of its more interesting undocumented features.