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--- name: Undersea Cables slug: undersea-cables type: physical_infrastructure status: running version: 4.2.1 released: 1858-08-05 maintainer: consortium of telecom operators, hyperscalers, and nervous governments dependencies: - ocean floor - repeater stations - landing stations - international maritime law - a ship that knows what it is doing license: Proprietary (per cable, per consortium) tags: - infrastructure - internet - telecommunications - hidden systems - load-bearing obscurity ---
The actual internet, lying on the seafloor in a tube roughly the diameter of a garden hose, carrying approximately 95% of all international data traffic while everyone argues about satellites.
A cable is laid from a purpose-built ship across thousands of kilometers of ocean floor. Inside: fiber optic strands that transmit data as pulses of light. Every 50 to 150 kilometers, a submerged repeater amplifies the signal using power delivered down the cable itself from the shore.
The cable is armored near coastlines, where anchors, trawlers, and bored sea life constitute genuine threat vectors. In deep water, where nothing can reach it, the cable is left relatively thin. This is either elegant engineering or aggressive optimism, depending on your mood.
Landing stations at each end connect the ocean segment to terrestrial networks. These buildings, often unmarked, on beaches in places like Bude or Fujairah, are some of the most consequential structures on Earth. They look like small offices. They contain the entire conversation.
| Bug | Frequency | Root cause |
|---|---|---|
| Anchor strike | Common | Fishermen, merchant vessels, indifference |
| Shark bite | Rare but documented | sharks find the electromagnetic field compelling |
| Submarine fault rupture | Uncommon | tectonic plates doing their thing |
| State actor interference | Classified | Disputed |
| Cable overboard by accident during repair | Once (hopefully) | See: 2022 Tonga outage |
"We had no idea that sentence traveled through the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean." — most users, if they thought about it
depth_range: 0m to 8,000m
fiber_pairs: 4 to 16 per cable
design_life: 25 years
actual_life: longer, worryingly
ownership_model: consortium (shared risk, shared blame)
geopolitical_status: technically neutral, actually not