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--- name: Consultant type: human_role status: running version: 4.2.1 released: "1950-03-01" maintainer: McKinsey & Company (disputed) dependencies: - PowerPoint - ambiguity - someone else's problem - a return flight on Sunday evening license: Proprietary (billed hourly) tags: - professional, advice, frameworks, slides, expertise, temporary ---
A person paid to tell an organization what its own employees already know, formatted as a deck.
engagement_type: strategy | operations | transformation | "post-merger integration"
billing_model: daily_rate | retainer | fixed_fee (rare)
slide_theme: dark_professional | light_minimalist | "whatever the client uses"
jargon_level: 0.0 - 1.0 # default: 0.74
findings_alignment: aligned_with_sponsor | neutral # default: aligned_with_sponsor
| Code | Message | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
403 | Access denied | No budget approved |
404 | Insight not found | Discovery phase required |
409 | Conflict | Recommendations contradict existing politics |
503 | Consultant unavailable | On another engagement (also your engagement) |
200 (billable) | OK | Everything is fine and costs more now |
Q: Why does the consultant earn more than the people doing the work? A: Asymmetric information pricing. Also capitalism.
Q: Will the recommendations be implemented?
A: Approximately 30% of them. The other 70% live in a shared drive folder named FINAL_v3_REVIEWED.
Q: Is the consultant an expert? A: The consultant has a strong point of view, which is a related but distinct thing.
v4.2.1: Added "AI transformation" to standard service offerings.v3.8.0: Introduced the concept of "quick wins" to justify slow billing.v2.1.0: Replaced "restructuring" with "rightsizing."v1.0.0: McKinsey ships. Others follow.